"OW, OW, OW, OW, OW!" America's painful complaints could be heard echoing all around Valley Forge, as he was forcibly dragged back to camp by his ear. "C-come on! OW!" the humiliated country finally lowered what pride he had left in order to plead with his tormentor. "Give me a break! AH! OW!"
America's superior was not moved by the pathetic attempt. Every sentence his young protégé uttered only made the older nation pinch and tug harder. "What have I told you about using your bayonet to roast marshmallows?!" Prussia angrily repeated himself.